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Winter sports equipment survey

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
15+ 20+ 30+ 40+ 50+
How old are you?
5+ 10+ 15+ 20+ 30+
How long have you been involved in winter sports?
2+ 5+ 10+ 20+ 30+
How many weeks a year are you involved in the sports?
Yes No I rent it
Do you have your own equipment?
Yes, What No I rent it
Do you use poles or extra equipment
Yes No I rent one
Do you wear a helmet?
140cm 160cm 180cm 200cm
What length are your skis/snowboard?
yes no
Can you carry your equipment non-stop?
Under 1hr 2 hr 3hr 4hr
How long a day do you spend not taking part in the sports when it is open?
yes No
Is your house/hotel/apartment far from the slopes?
walk taxi bus ski
How do you get to your house/hotel/apartment?
Under 5 min 10+ min 15+ min 20+ min
How long does the journey take?
5+ years 10+years 15+years 20+years
How many years have you been involved in the sports?
Shop worker Member of organisation Beginner Ski guide
What involvement do you partake in winter sports?
Yes No
Do people often drop their equipment and damage them?
Manually Lorry Car
How do you transport your equipment?
Yes No
Can others easily access that transportation without paying?


Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Wed 5-09-18 20:27; edited 7 times in total
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Dive for cover!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
WTF? PMSL..popcorn
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I take it anyone answering question 2 will be able to select "member of organisation" as they will be a snowHead! snowHead
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@Alastair Pink, I like to think of it more as a cult than an organisation.
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Puzzled Puzzled
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@SnoodlesMcFlude, Toofy Grin

All hail the admin.
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In tertiary education, presumably... rolling eyes
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@Hurtle, not studying English, it would seem
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Wow. I can't even answer the first question. Not that I was asked to anyway.
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What???!!?

1 answer - 30+
2 answer - none of the above (committed skier and climber of 30+ years not included in listing...odd)
3 answer - yes (goggles, helmets, dented SIGG bottle, pencil) what the hell is the point of this question?
4 answer - by car and manually (so what?)
5 answer - yes

Which adds up to what exactly? Is there some aspect of terrible equipment loss through dropping which is being addressed here. The only act of dropping which has pi++ed me off has been dropping goggles with new lens...and try to stop that act of clumsiness....

Do I smell the distinct whiff of troll?
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0. QUESTION: How gullible are you? ANSWER: Dupe/Naive/Impressionable/Over-trusting/Unwary/Amoeba
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I prefer to think of it as a loose confederacy of occasionally warring nation states.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@holidayloverxx, how's the popcorn situation going, you might have to get in some additional supplies.... Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@Alastair Pink, salted or sweet?
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I wonder what gadget he has invented that will stop you dropping your skis/poles/gloves/pint.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Maybe if it was posted on the Equipment section and not the Exercise & Broken Skier section, we'd know more... Puzzled
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
bar shaker wrote:
I wonder what gadget he has invented that will stop you dropping your skis/poles/gloves/pint.

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Grizzler wrote:
Maybe if it was posted on the Equipment section and not the Exercise & Broken Skier section, we'd know more... Puzzled


Genius. Steel toecapped snowboard boots, that's what it must be.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Wow, it's changed...
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Tom Beardmore wrote:
15+ 20+ 30+ 40+ 50+
How old are you?
5+ 10+ 15+ 20+ 30+
How long have you been involved in winter sports?
2+ 5+ 10+ 20+ 30+
How many weeks a year are you involved in the sports?
Yes No I rent it
Do you have your own equipment?
Yes, What No I rent it
Do you use poles or extra equipment
Yes No I rent one
Do you wear a helmet?
140cm 160cm 180cm 200cm
What length are your skis/snowboard?
yes no
Can you carry your equipment non-stop?
Under 1hr 2 hr 3hr 4hr
How long a day do you spend not taking part in the sports when it is open?
yes No
Is your house/hotel/apartment far from the slopes?
walk taxi bus ski
How do you get to your house/hotel/apartment?
Under 5 min 10+ min 15+ min 20+ min
How long does the journey take?
5+ years 10+years 15+years 20+years
How many years have you been involved in the sports?
Shop worker Member of organisation Beginner Ski guide
What involvement do you partake in winter sports?
Yes No
Do people often drop their equipment and damage them?
Manually Lorry Car
How do you transport your equipment?
Yes No
Can others easily access that transportation without paying?


Edited 7 times in total and this is what you come up with?
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
It's a gullibility test - if you post you're a complete sucker.

Oh, oops. Embarassed
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I particularly like
Quote:
Do you use poles or extra equipment
Yes No I rent one
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I'm bored - Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

How old are you?
As old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth.

How long have you been involved in winter sports?
I've never been involved. I'm happily married. Mrs Awd told me.

How many weeks a year are you involved in the sports?
Nowhere near as much as I would like. But as much as I can afford.

Do you have your own equipment?
Yes and it's all in working order thank you, and that's without resorting to blue tablets.

Do you use poles or extra equipment
I used a Pole to do some building work for me once. He was pretty cheap. I'm only allowed to use ski poles when @darkstar101 and @alq let me

Do you wear a helmet?
Yes; even though @audfart says I am one. I don't understand what he means.

What length are your skis/snowboard?
They go from the tip all the way to the tail, but they aren't as long as @tankerdriver's

Can you carry your equipment non-stop?
No. We have to stop so @audfart can have a leak (again) as he has the bladder the size of a ping pong ball.

How long a day do you spend not taking part in the sports when it is open?
Ask @neddyskigoon. It's up to him. He's the guide

Is your house/hotel/apartment far from the slopes?
Llandudno to Arabba is ??????. A fekin long way.

How do you get to your house/hotel/apartment?
I live there.

How long does the journey take?
I just pull back the sheets, and there I am. (Credit - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band)

How many years have you been involved in the sports?
64 years, even though I'm only 63. I was conceived behind the football grandstand.

What involvement do you partake in winter sports?
None really. I just follow @neddyskigoon. In neddy we trust.

Do people often drop their equipment and damage them?
@audfart dropped something on one of the pistes; whilst I was following. It damaged my olfactory system and made my eyes water. Does that count?

How do you transport your equipment?
Snuggled warmly in my undies.

Can others easily access that transportation without paying?
Certainly not. What do you take me for? Having said that. How much?
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Tom,
Ever heard of survey monkey? rolling eyes
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Snowheads gold....it's been a while
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Seven edits to feck it up that badly? Reminds me of this...


http://youtube.com/v/y0C59pI_ypQ
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Awdbugga wrote:
I'm bored - Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

How old are you?
As old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth.

How long have you been involved in winter sports?
I've never been involved. I'm happily married. Mrs Awd told me.

How many weeks a year are you involved in the sports?
Nowhere near as much as I would like. But as much as I can afford.

Do you have your own equipment?
Yes and it's all in working order thank you, and that's without resorting to blue tablets.

Do you use poles or extra equipment
I used a Pole to do some building work for me once. He was pretty cheap. I'm only allowed to use ski poles when @darkstar101 and @alq let me

Do you wear a helmet?
Yes; even though @audfart says I am one. I don't understand what he means.

What length are your skis/snowboard?
They go from the tip all the way to the tail, but they aren't as long as @tankerdriver's

Can you carry your equipment non-stop?
No. We have to stop so @audfart can have a leak (again) as he has the bladder the size of a ping pong ball.

How long a day do you spend not taking part in the sports when it is open?
Ask @neddyskigoon. It's up to him. He's the guide

Is your house/hotel/apartment far from the slopes?
Llandudno to Arabba is ??????. A fekin long way.

How do you get to your house/hotel/apartment?
I live there.

How long does the journey take?
I just pull back the sheets, and there I am. (Credit - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band)

How many years have you been involved in the sports?
64 years, even though I'm only 63. I was conceived behind the football grandstand.

What involvement do you partake in winter sports?
None really. I just follow @neddyskigoon. In neddy we trust.

Do people often drop their equipment and damage them?
@audfart dropped something on one of the pistes; whilst I was following. It damaged my olfactory system and made my eyes water. Does that count?

How do you transport your equipment?
Snuggled warmly in my undies.

Can others easily access that transportation without paying?
Certainly not. What do you take me for? Having said that. How much?


We have a winner, what was the prize?
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You know it makes sense.
@Awdbugga, love it

@holidayloverxx, gold indeed - I'm looking forward to next edit already

To the OP if this is wind up, fair play. If not, please speak to your nurse asap about your medication.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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@Awdbugga, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
He must have been a bit p*ssed off with our reactions - he has started a new thread!

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?p=3270650#3270650
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
What a total nogwit
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Double helping of popcorn!
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Well at least I've got a new word out of these threads. Ta, @Hurtle,
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@adithorp, my pleasure Toofy Grin
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Is syrevey monkey dead?
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I wonder what @Tom Beardmore, GDPR policies are.. after all he is collecting Personal Information !!
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twelvety
How old are you?
thirtyeleven years
How long have you been involved in winter sports?
53 1/2
How many weeks a year are you involved in the sports?
Yes
Do you have your own equipment?
Yes, I use poles. Named Boris & Agata
Do you use poles or extra equipment
No. Boris protects me
Do you wear a helmet?
9" when fully erect
What length are your skis/snowboard?
no Agata carries them
Can you carry your equipment non-stop?
4hr or until the street lights come on.
How long a day do you spend not taking part in the sports when it is open?
yes, about 1500 miles.
Is your house far from the slopes?
Click Heels 3 times while repeating theres no place like home
How do you get to your house/hotel/apartment?
with waiting & transfers about 6 to 7 hours
How long does the journey take?
Twelveteen years
How many years have you been involved in the sports?
Ski guide
What involvement do you partake in winter sports?
Yes Boris has butterfingers (which is why he dont carry)
Do people often drop their equipment and damage them?
Via Agata
How do you transport your equipment?
Boris always bums a free ride from Agata. I think they are having a fling. If he was paying, then wouldnt that make me a pimp?
Can others easily access that transportation without paying?
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I don't know the answers but the one thing I'm desperately in need of is something convenient to carry my skis with.
Carrying equipment can completely ruin my holiday and make me wish I was home.
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