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Skiing is gay

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I once saw a mogul move!

Then I realised it was just lighting up another roll-up.
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Mmmm. I have to say I am impressed with the quality of the humour from our stick carrying brethren. Obviously the presence of boarders on this site has raised the humour bar and you lot are progressing. NehNeh

Keep up the good work!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Good luck Oisin.Roll a big Phat one & don't forget the baggy troosers!
Good always comes out of bad though Phil.
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Yep....dude.....Don't forget to practice your cab 540 and switch Indy 720's. Get stoked in the bars and (if yer a single man) nail some snow bunnies!!! Laughing


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Philip Prior wrote:
I have to say I am impressed with the quality of the humour from our stick carrying brethren!


Saw a boarder last week grab a skiing mate's poles and zoom down a heavily mogulled, tree-strewn slope, almost straight down the fall-line - pole planting all the way.

A new style for you guys?
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David Steven wrote:

Saw a boarder last week grab a skiing mate's poles and zoom down a heavily mogulled, tree-strewn slope, almost straight down the fall-line - pole planting all the way.

A new style for you guys?


....... they call it "Hawaii Five O boarding" and it should be done in a loud flowerey baggy shirt.
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nice
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Easy boys! Youv'e had a drink! Wink

The boarder was probably curious to the actual value of possessing the sticks. He probably made more use than the skier!?! Very Happy
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David Steven, you forget - us skiiers don't have mates, just butlers.

Wot, wot?
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Wax my carvers would you Jeeves! there's a good chap! Wink
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And Jeeves,don't forget to chill the Bolly!
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Oh for God's sake old chap, Bolly is for proles. We prefer a nice glass of Krug - preferably a good vintage.
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you and jeffrey archer both, then. classy company you keep!
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masopa wrote:
Oh for God's sake old chap, Bolly is for proles. We prefer a nice glass of Krug - preferably a good vintage.


Neanderthal!
Are you a snowboarder?

Surely everyone knows that the best liquid for bran flakes is DP 53.
I wouldn't even let my batman use krug to wash the Rolls, and it's the wife's runabout
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Lord Hat.
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Call me old fashioned but I still prefer milk with my bran flakes.
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HAHAHA!

The fact you took the bait meens the jokes on you. Skiing isn't gay its just that the ol' ski-board insults are funny. I can't believe one of you actually wasted your time defending it.

The irony!!!!
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Ah jon paul or as me and Mr T now refer to him as the "fallen one" rolling eyes
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I beleive the light is fading in that one!
Pity ......Maybe the Sticks of shame are calling? rolling eyes
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Ladies! Stop it. Wink
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skiing is gay !!!
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no matter how many I's you put in it.......

just to bring it back on topic ... you understand
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I hear where you're coming from.
But if a skier is actually Gay (Lesbian or Homosexual),& skiing IS Gay in its Activity, then they must cancel each other out as 2 like signs make a Positive!?
So i'll get my coat! Wink
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Actually skiing has its' roots in gayness as the original term for "colourful" was gay! The magnificent one piece suits that used to look like the inside of a tin of quality street were very "gay".

So technically speaking we are correct. Definately historically. Have they improved by copying boarder fashion???.......to a degree, but the jury is still out.

Wink
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Ok but who amongst us rides a Burton Anyway (Big-Shut It!) Wink
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Yeah... so there !!

Another carefully thought out, witty riposte from me Wink

Do though have to admit DB..... I like it Laughing
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I was beginning to wonder where old madchester had got to.
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He had been knicked for stealing snowboards from outside his local in Vienna
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OK you boarding plonkers.

Skiing is harder to learn, Boarding is easy-peasy and is for any old limp wristed wimp.

Freestyle skiiers are now taking bigger 'air' (if thats what you call it) than thier boarding counterparts.

No disrespect but the fact that Britain has a world cup contender in Miss McKenna makes snowboarding a bit of an obscure sport in my book.

I had a bike when I was a kid and my mate next door had a skateboard, a lot more effort but he could NEVER catch me and I got to the girls before him.

I love boarders, they are a constant source of amusment on the lift systems.
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Yawwn.... huh... did someone say sumthin ?? pass me sum more green dude !!
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Another victim for us to take the p*ss out of!!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
You never see a skier in the half pipe do you? And regardless of how they copy boarders in tricks and stunts they just do not look as good. The "sticks of shame" are always flailing everywhere! They look like a drunken spider!

Boarding is and always will be cool! Wink
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Philip Prior,
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Boarding is and always will be cool!

Keep repeating the mantra, you're doing a good job convincing yourselves Smile
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Easy Tiger!!!! Laughing
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Greg,seeings as i only had one lesson skiing on snow, & can ride any run i'd like too,& then took up snowboarding which required more lessons sort of p#sses on your fireworks somewhat.
I think its more down too ones natural ability rather than the sport itself. : NehNeh
Keep Practising mate,i'm sure the Black runs will come in time! Wink
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PG,No convincing needed... oh how we giggle, gawauff, chorttle and generally amuse ourselves sat on the slope smokin a large jibber... then we wet ourselves with laughter as a skiier goes by wearing this seasons latest colours.

And puhleeze skiiers pulling bigger 'air'..... you obviously haven't smelt my air in the morning.. beer and hard liquor produce vaster quantities and much fouler smelling 'air' than any pimms guzzling, g+t drinking, skiing farqhar is capable off

tee hee hee heee.. man I'm hungry Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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They wear all the past and present seasons colours in one suit don't they Osh!?? rolling eyes
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My point exactly... though technically some of those colours they still sport are extinct. And skiiers like think themselves environmentally friendly Wink
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Yeah yeah, but while we're on the subject of colours.....
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